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Candy-Ass Wallet

Candy-Ass Wallet

I like to put my wallet in my back pocket cuz it makes my ass look tighter
$12.95  on sale
Carnival Amusement Belt

Carnival Amusement Belt

Fashionable nostalgia around your waist
$65.00  
The “Elijah” Men’s Coat: Grey

The “Elijah” Men’s Coat: Grey

When the Modern Man wants to heat things up
$98.00  on sale
The “Missy” Jacket: Red

The “Missy” Jacket: Red

Sexy.... smart.... stylish.....
$110.00  
Hot Air Balloon Tie

Hot Air Balloon Tie

Up up and awwaaaaaayyyyy!!!!
$30.00  
Lightening Bolt Belt

Lightening Bolt Belt

"kaboom" (and other lightening sounds)
$65.00  
Classic Beauty Belt

Classic Beauty Belt

Inspired by the romance and feminine mystique
$65.00  
Heart Chain Earrings

Heart Chain Earrings

Let your Love flow out of your ears
$12.00  
Gold Leaf Earrings

Gold Leaf Earrings

Blang-Blang $$$$$
$14.00  
Feather Earrings

Feather Earrings

Light as a feather... sexy as a mutha'
$12.00  
Neon Pink Clothespin Earrings

Neon Pink Clothespin Earrings

Unique modern bling bling
$12.00  
Leather Harness with Periodic Table

Leather Harness with Periodic Table

Smart AND Sexy!
$130.00  
Periodic Table Racer Cuff

Periodic Table Racer Cuff

Bringin it back old skool style!
$30.00  
Birds in Flight Cuff

Birds in Flight Cuff

Snap on some sexy!
$30.00  
Silk Tie: Centipede

Silk Tie: Centipede

Despite the name, centipedes can have a varying number of legs from under 20 to over 300... just thought you should know that
$30.00  
Silk Tie: Shark

Silk Tie: Shark

duh'dunt..... duh'dunt...... duh'dunt, duh'dunt, duh'dunt, duh'dunt, DUH'DAH!!!!!!!!!
$30.00  
Muffin T-Shirt

Muffin T-Shirt

'I baked you a treat..... but I ate it" : (
$25.00  on sale
Silk Tie: Bicycle

Silk Tie: Bicycle

Dress like a Hipster without looking like pretentious asshole
$30.00  
Rhinestone Beetle Messenger Bag

Rhinestone Beetle Messenger Bag

Blang-Blang!!!!
$65.00  
Silk Necktie: Octopus

Silk Necktie: Octopus

Urban fashion with out the hipster attitude
$30.00  
Waifer tote Bag: Thin Lizzie

Waifer tote Bag: Thin Lizzie

Thin Lizzie is jealous of earth worms: they weigh less than her
$45.00  
Waifer Tote Bag: Malnutricia

Waifer Tote Bag: Malnutricia

Boldly holds a stem of broccoli in her frail hand like a burning torch
$45.00  
Waifer Tote  Bag: Alcoholly

Waifer Tote Bag: Alcoholly

You either know her or you are here . . .
$45.00  
Waifer Tote Bag: Sally Ho

Waifer Tote Bag: Sally Ho

She's ridin' and ropin' in broncos
$45.00  
Waifer tote Bag: Amputina

Waifer tote Bag: Amputina

She lives her life with leglessly... and fabulous
$45.00  
Waifer Tote Bag: Smack Fairy

Waifer Tote Bag: Smack Fairy

She's flittering in from the streets and ghetto alleyways to bring you love!
$45.00