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Sofa by Nate Woods

Sofa by Nate Woods

The future of fashion
$99999.99  
Candy-Ass Wallet

Candy-Ass Wallet

I like to put my wallet in my back pocket cuz it makes my ass look tighter
$12.95  on sale
Light it up Valentine Card set

Light it up Valentine Card set

I'm jonesin' for some of that sweet sweet lovin'
$8.95  
Symbols of Love Valentine Card Set

Symbols of Love Valentine Card Set

Love comes in many forms
$8.95  
Emo Valentine Card Set

Emo Valentine Card Set

A Galactic Boutique Exclusive
$8.95  
Subversive Valentine Card Set

Subversive Valentine Card Set

Nothing says I love you like being called a whore!
$11.95  
Alien Baby Print

Alien Baby Print

Close Encounters of the Really Cute Kind
$24.95  
Decal Sticker: Mr. Spock

Decal Sticker: Mr. Spock

Space.... the final.... uh what's that line again?
$8.00  
Decal Sticker: Sparrow

Decal Sticker: Sparrow

A little bird told me you should TOTALLY buy this
$8.00  
Decal Sticker: Sasquatch

Decal Sticker: Sasquatch

That's right folks... he's real!
$8.00  
Decal Sticker: Lucha Libre

Decal Sticker: Lucha Libre

Professional wrestling without the glitter spandex
$8.00  
Decal Sticker: Motorbike

Decal Sticker: Motorbike

Okay.... vroom vroom!
$8.00  
Decal Sticker: Popsicle

Decal Sticker: Popsicle

Don't Lick it.... Stick it!
$8.00  
Gay Holiday Card Set

Gay Holiday Card Set

May be inappropriate for those with no sense of humor
$6.95  on sale
Barbarella Hand Towel

Barbarella Hand Towel

Pay homage to classic Jane Fonda in your bathroom or kitchen
$24.00  
Zombie Magnet Set

Zombie Magnet Set

mmmmmmm brains!
$24.00  
“Hunted” art print

“Hunted” art print

Limited edition print by Galactic Friend, Kill Taupe!
$16.00  
Carnival Amusement Belt

Carnival Amusement Belt

Fashionable nostalgia around your waist
$65.00  
The “Elijah” Men’s Coat: Grey

The “Elijah” Men’s Coat: Grey

When the Modern Man wants to heat things up
$98.00  on sale
The “Missy” Jacket: Red

The “Missy” Jacket: Red

Sexy.... smart.... stylish.....
$110.00  
Gorilla-Bot Print

Gorilla-Bot Print

A GALACTIC BOUTIQUE EXCLUSIVE
$24.95  
Astro Deer Print

Astro Deer Print

A GALACTIC BOUTIQUE EXCLUSIVE
$24.95  
Hot Air Balloon Tie

Hot Air Balloon Tie

Up up and awwaaaaaayyyyy!!!!
$30.00  
Sauna-Gasm Salt Bar

Sauna-Gasm Salt Bar

Bring the bathhouse to your bathroom
$10.00  
Muscle Boy Mud Bar

Muscle Boy Mud Bar

Drop and give me 50 (hours of yo' sweet lovin')
$10.00  
Commando Bath Bar

Commando Bath Bar

This is your mission, should you choose to get naked
$10.00  
Lightening Bolt Belt

Lightening Bolt Belt

"kaboom" (and other lightening sounds)
$65.00  
Classic Beauty Belt

Classic Beauty Belt

Inspired by the romance and feminine mystique
$65.00  
Heart Chain Earrings

Heart Chain Earrings

Let your Love flow out of your ears
$12.00  
Gold Leaf Earrings

Gold Leaf Earrings

Blang-Blang $$$$$
$14.00  
Feather Earrings

Feather Earrings

Light as a feather... sexy as a mutha'
$12.00  
Monkey Wall Decals

Monkey Wall Decals

What's more fun than a barrel of monkeys.... on your wall!
$30.00  
Chimp Wall Decal

Chimp Wall Decal

Urban Jungle in yo' house
$30.00  
Neon Pink Clothespin Earrings

Neon Pink Clothespin Earrings

Unique modern bling bling
$12.00  
Leather Harness with Periodic Table

Leather Harness with Periodic Table

Smart AND Sexy!
$130.00  
Periodic Table Racer Cuff

Periodic Table Racer Cuff

Bringin it back old skool style!
$30.00  
Birds in Flight Cuff

Birds in Flight Cuff

Snap on some sexy!
$30.00  
“Mary” (with parental block) - oil painting

“Mary” (with parental block) - oil painting

Mixed media light-box that definitely gets attention
$1500.00  
“Macho Cheese” - original oil painting

“Macho Cheese” - original oil painting

The Usual suggestive imagery you've come to expect from Karl Fjellstorm
$1200.00  
Silk Tie: Centipede

Silk Tie: Centipede

Despite the name, centipedes can have a varying number of legs from under 20 to over 300... just thought you should know that
$30.00  
Silk Tie: Shark

Silk Tie: Shark

duh'dunt..... duh'dunt...... duh'dunt, duh'dunt, duh'dunt, duh'dunt, DUH'DAH!!!!!!!!!
$30.00  
Muffin T-Shirt

Muffin T-Shirt

'I baked you a treat..... but I ate it" : (
$25.00  on sale
Card Set: Vespa Botanical

Card Set: Vespa Botanical

A GALACTIC BOUTIQUE EXCLUSIVE
$8.95  
Silk Tie: Bicycle

Silk Tie: Bicycle

Dress like a Hipster without looking like pretentious asshole
$30.00  
Rhinestone Beetle Messenger Bag

Rhinestone Beetle Messenger Bag

Blang-Blang!!!!
$65.00  
“Zombears”

“Zombears”

Limited Edition Giclee Print by Kill Taupe(tm)
$30.00  
“The Obscene Call”

“The Obscene Call”

Limited Edition Giclee Print by Kill Taupe(tm)
$30.00  
“monsters love giant lollipops”

“monsters love giant lollipops”

Limited Edition Print by Kill Taupe(tm)
$20.00  
“The Immaculate Frosting”

“The Immaculate Frosting”

Limited Edition Giclee Print by Kill Taupe(tm)
$30.00  
“Gary Takes Up Knitting”

“Gary Takes Up Knitting”

Limited Edition Print by Kill Taupe(tm)
$20.00  
“Crammed Organisms”

“Crammed Organisms”

Limited Edition Print by Kill Taupe(tm)
$20.00  
“Monsters Don’t Just Eat People, They Eat Cupcakes”

“Monsters Don’t Just Eat People, They Eat Cupcakes”

Limited Edition Giclee Print by Kill Taupe(tm)
$30.00  
Silk Necktie: Octopus

Silk Necktie: Octopus

Urban fashion with out the hipster attitude
$30.00  
Hot Boyz Hand towel

Hot Boyz Hand towel

When a tissue is not enough wink
$24.00  
Soy Candle Tumbler - Angel

Soy Candle Tumbler - Angel

The scent of the heavens and eco friendly soy form
$21.95  
Angry Gorilla Print

Angry Gorilla Print

It's a jungle up in here . . .
$29.95  
Holiday Skank Card set

Holiday Skank Card set

A GALACTIC BOUTIQUE EXCLUSIVE!!!
$6.95  on sale
Snowflake Gun Card Set

Snowflake Gun Card Set

Spread peace with guns!
$6.95  on sale
Elf Boot Stocking

Elf Boot Stocking

A GALACTIC BOUTIQUE EXCLUSIVE!!!
$24.95  
Jumbo Tube Sock Stocking

Jumbo Tube Sock Stocking

Is that a gift in your stocking or you just happy to see me ?
$19.95  
Pissed Off Gingerbread Man Card Set

Pissed Off Gingerbread Man Card Set

A GALACTIC BOUTIQUE EXCLUSIVE!!!
$6.95  on sale
Snow Monster Card Set

Snow Monster Card Set

A GALACTIC BOUTIQUE EXCLUSIVE!!!
$6.95  on sale
Gay Porn-aments Set of 6

Gay Porn-aments Set of 6

Hot man-on-man action to warm up the holidaze
$29.95  
Body Pillow: Custom Sleeping Pillow

Body Pillow: Custom Sleeping Pillow

Take one of these . . . and I'll see you in the morning
$49.95  on sale
Art Print: Ninja Sloth

Art Print: Ninja Sloth

Comin down from the jungle.... to kick a little ass!
$24.95  
Art Print: Tweakers: The DJ Squirrel

Art Print: Tweakers: The DJ Squirrel

A GALACTIC BOUTIQUE EXCLUSIVE
$24.95  
Pop Hybrid: The Spaniard

Pop Hybrid: The Spaniard

Picasso alla Picasso alla Picasso
$250.00  
Pop Hybrid: The Ronald McReagan

Pop Hybrid: The Ronald McReagan

The golden arches of presidential prestigiousness
$250.00  
Pop Hybrid: The Salvador Dali Lama

Pop Hybrid: The Salvador Dali Lama

even a stopped clock keeps the right time twice a day
$250.00  
Pop Hybrid: The Ragged Ann and Andy

Pop Hybrid: The Ragged Ann and Andy

a classic amongst commoners
$250.00  
Pop Hybrid: The Handshake

Pop Hybrid: The Handshake

Deap-throat is the new watergate
$250.00  
Pop Hybrid: Elton John Wayne

Pop Hybrid: Elton John Wayne

So butch... yet so gay
$250.00  
Pop Hybrid: The Divines

Pop Hybrid: The Divines

You know when you're a diva when you can work a room from where your sitting
$250.00  
Pop Hybrid: The Davids

Pop Hybrid: The Davids

Hot man-on-man photo-manipulation
$250.00  
Pop Hybrid: The Burt and Ernie

Pop Hybrid: The Burt and Ernie

Manly AND childish: The best of both words
$250.00  
Pop Hybrid: The Brains and the Beauty

Pop Hybrid: The Brains and the Beauty

Beauty and the Beast for the modern times
$250.00  
Pop Hybrid: The Boy King of Pop

Pop Hybrid: The Boy King of Pop

"Do you remember the time, when we fell in love?" - Michael Jackson
$250.00  
Toaster Cozy with Brass Knuckles

Toaster Cozy with Brass Knuckles

Make sure your kitchen kicks ASS!!!!
$20.00  
Urban Pillow: Branch

Urban Pillow: Branch

So delicate yet so bold... kinda like figure skater with boxing gloves
$38.00  
Urban Pillow: Watermark

Urban Pillow: Watermark

Leaves a lasting impression of beauty and grace
$38.00  
Urban Pillow: Giddy Up

Urban Pillow: Giddy Up

Ride 'em cowboy! Let's rope and ride broncos . . .
$38.00  
Urban Pillow: Bang Bang

Urban Pillow: Bang Bang

Shoot em up with some fluffy love
$38.00  
Urban Pillow: Purple Ninja Sai

Urban Pillow: Purple Ninja Sai

Master the art of Zen so you can kick a little ass . . .
$38.00  
Urban Pillow: Big Bell

Urban Pillow: Big Bell

You rock ruff and stuff with yo' afro puffs . . .
$38.00  
Urban Pillow: Swallows

Urban Pillow: Swallows

Jaarrrrr... me fancy somethin' soft to rest me knoggen in me loft
$38.00  
Waifer tote Bag: Thin Lizzie

Waifer tote Bag: Thin Lizzie

Thin Lizzie is jealous of earth worms: they weigh less than her
$45.00  
Waifer Tote Bag: Malnutricia

Waifer Tote Bag: Malnutricia

Boldly holds a stem of broccoli in her frail hand like a burning torch
$45.00  
Waifer Tote  Bag: Alcoholly

Waifer Tote Bag: Alcoholly

You either know her or you are here . . .
$45.00  
Waifer Tote Bag: Sally Ho

Waifer Tote Bag: Sally Ho

She's ridin' and ropin' in broncos
$45.00  
Waifer tote Bag: Amputina

Waifer tote Bag: Amputina

She lives her life with leglessly... and fabulous
$45.00  
Waifer Tote Bag: Smack Fairy

Waifer Tote Bag: Smack Fairy

She's flittering in from the streets and ghetto alleyways to bring you love!
$45.00  
“Zebra Mask” by Matt Cipov

“Zebra Mask” by Matt Cipov

His he black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Who knows such things . . .
$6.00  
“Unicorn Mask” by Matt Cipov

“Unicorn Mask” by Matt Cipov

Harness the power and heat of this awesome beast
$6.00  
“Tiger - Tiger” by Matt Cipov

“Tiger - Tiger” by Matt Cipov

A GALACTIC BOUTIQUE EXCLUSIVE
$12.00  
“Squirrel with Keytar” by Matt Cipov

“Squirrel with Keytar” by Matt Cipov

This Lil' guy would give his left nut for you to take him home with him!
$16.00  
“Squid Mask” by Matt Cipov

“Squid Mask” by Matt Cipov

The undersea adventure continues!!!
$6.00  
“Sphynx mask” by Matt Cipov

“Sphynx mask” by Matt Cipov

Cats are very, very, very, very, very popular.
$6.00  
“Rabbit Man” by Matt Cipov

“Rabbit Man” by Matt Cipov

Carrots... rabbits... weirdness... fun...
$16.00  
“Property of Totally Rad” by Matt Cipov

“Property of Totally Rad” by Matt Cipov

Oh you ARE a tiger... RRAAAHHHAAARRRRNNNNN
$12.00